創意無限！專家齊跳 EMC Style（江南 Style）賀新年

各位 IT 人必定認識企業級儲存方案供應商 EMC，她們於昨天舉辦了新春傳媒午宴，席上她們播放了「非常救命」的惡搞江南 Style – EMC Style MV，MV 當中的每一句歌詞都宣傳 ECM 方案的種種優勢，而 MV 拍攝的地方分別於 EMC 的數據中心以及總部之內。

今次拍攝 EMC Style 的成員來頭不少，包括有（資料來自 Virtual Geek)：

Heather Boegemann （MidTier Specialist SE）
Jay Cuthrell（VCE CTO)
Nga Nguyen (Application specialists – central division [US])
John Lockyer（VCE CTO)
Fred Nix (Global SE 團隊)
Jeff Thomas (BRS specialist SEs [負責虛擬化及 VMware])
Stephen Hunt (vSpecialist)
Eoin O’Keefe (EMC 方案團隊 [環球方案支援小組]）

雖然 EMC 這些大型商用方案一直予人的感覺是專業而且比較沉悶，但今次推出的 EMC Style 的確打破了商用方案的沉悶，亦令人印象深刻。以下便附上非常救命的 EMC Style 影片供大家上班期間輕鬆一下。當中多位有份量的專家在升降機之中同時跳舞，的確頗為「震撼」，相信拍攝過後升降機必定要立即進行檢查。

歌詞

Oopa EMC Style
EMC STYLE!
Let’s Go!

They want that storage, that performs all day and night
Storage that can also limit data latency
Storage that gets extra hot, with a data rush
EMC arrays optimized with FLASH!

I’m the data YEAH!
Data that spins inside you every day, that data YEAH!

Data that’s auto-tiered by policy, that data YEAH!
Data that’s bursty when them backups start, that data YEAH!
That Data YEAH!

Big Data
Analytics…
Yes you!

HEY!

Yeah now you KNOW!
HEY!
Big Data
Analytics…
Yeah you!
HEY!
Yeah now you KNOW!

HEY!

Now everybody scale out down the row!

Oopa EMC Style
EMC STYLE!
Oop Opp Opp Opp
Oopa EMC Style
EMC STYLE!
Oop Opp Opp Opp
Oopa EMC Style
HEY!

Hey EMC ARRAY

Oop Opp Opp Opp
Oopa EMC Style
HEY!

EMC ARRAY

Oop Opp Opp Opp
Oopa EMC Style
An array that’s green and dedupes what is on it
An array that scales out when the time is right
An array that is UP is more sexy than a failed array
EMC ALWAYS UP LIKE THAT!

I’m a VM YEAH!
I start off small but then I autoscale, a VM YEAH!
I vMotion when DRS says,
I’m a VM YEAH!
… that can handle any workload,
I’m a VM YEAH!
A VM YEAH!

VMware.
Virtualization!
Yeah YOU!
HEY!
Old hardware gone!
HEY!
VMware
Virtualization!

Yeah YOU!
HEY!
Old hardware gone!
Hey!
Now everybody scale out down the row!

Oopa EMC Style

EMC STYLE!
Oop Opp Opp Opp
Oopa EMC Style
EMC STYLE!
Oop Opp Opp Opp
Oopa EMC Style
HEY!

EMC ARRAY

Oop Opp Opp Opp
Oopa EMC Style
HEY!

EMC ARRAY

Oop Opp Opp Opp
Oopa EMC Style

An array that’s green and dedupes what is on it
An array that scales out when the time is right
An array that is UP is more sexy than a failed array
EMC ALWAYS UP LIKE THAT!

I’m a VM YEAH!
I start off small but then I autoscale, a VM YEAH!
I vMotion when DRS says,
I’m a VM YEAH!
… that can handle any workload,
I’m a VM YEAH!
A VM YEAH!

VMware.
Virtualization!
Yeah YOU!
HEY!
Old hardware gone!
HEY!
VMware
Virtualization!

Yeah YOU!
HEY!
Old hardware gone!
Hey!
Now everybody scale out down the row!

Oopa EMC Style

EMC STYLE!
Oop Opp Opp Opp
Oopa EMC Style
EMC STYLE!
Oop Opp Opp Opp
Oopa EMC Style
HEY!

EMC ARRAY

Oop Opp Opp Opp
Oopa EMC Style

EMC ARRAY

Oop Opp Opp Opp
Oopa EMC Style

Giddy Up